HELLO THERE. GUESS WHAT??? I LIKE....BLACK NOW!

Hello so i am back. i am the guest thingy. I would like to publicly announce that i am no longer in love with ORANGE jackets but....BLACK JACKETS NOW! yes baby they turn me on......their just so black and i like just hate orange now. OH YOU SEE. BLACK AND ORANGE MAKES HALLOWEEN COLOURS! and this post is DEDICATED TO PATRICCK! OINK!
oh and for you my love, i will dress up as a french maid wearing orange and black at your door! :D

mmmmmm greasyyy and crispyy

at your door step, i will say "trick or treat" (sexy seductive voice) and you better give me a treat...or else...(duhduhduhduhduhdudhuhd). you know what the treat is????? your VIRGINTY!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is not for the old men out there that are reading. i have so much hornyness energy to release, i must post it on my bffls. blog. sorry bFFLS. this is only for.................THE POLAK!!!!!!! man. is. he. SEXY. yuummmmyyyy mmyyyy asssiiiaaannnnnn rriiiiiiccceeeee ballllssssss. dont compare to this!

ps: masov, u suggested giving me his severed d***** for my birthday. i thank you although my mother willl be like OMG  and chuck rice balls at me. but secretly, u have my permission :DDDDDDDDD
i like it...ROUGH!

oh and gofumekel is back again...sorry to all our readers, she has somehow figured out how to hack the system... :(

An In-Depth Study of Sloths

it's masov here, and today i wanted to share my views on sloths. I believe deep in my heart that they are my ancestors. The move at a pace of about one foot per minute, which is pretty damn close to my pace as well. They have greasy, wiry fur of an indefinable shade of mustardy brown, and their general expression of confusion and extreme boredom just turns me on. And has anyone ever noticed their claws? The way they curl in and come to a sharp, precise point?
Sloths are amazing creatures. Count yourself lucky if they ever break their rule of 1 foot per minute and come after you.

Sexy Orange Jackets

Hello my name is the Starfish, I am a guest thingy.
I like orange jackets. whenever i see a pylon, i get so turned on cuz its ORANGE! If i had to choose any colour in the rainbow, i would choose ORANGE! and now you can guess my love for orange jackets :D
when i see a mandarin / orange / asian grown fruit thingy, i get SUPER TURNED ON. :D :D
now the reason i like orange is because, i had to privelage of seeing a sexy orange jacket on one i would like to "heat the sheets with" dearly, in which would be my fellow starfish friend from SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! omg. that orange jacket is just like omg. i want IT!
suck on the orange. ya baby! :D
how many times do i say orange in this thingy? YOU COUNT A MILLION! because in my brain, i say orange more than you can count.....:DDDD
btw, i freaking hate the colour orange. its ALL PATRICKS FAULT!!!!!! >>>>>>>_<<<<<<<< (ASIAN FACE) STUPID SEXY STARFISH WITH A BRIGHT ORANGE JACKET.

http://www.selectism.com/news/2010/07/23/penfield-orange-vasson-jacket/

Scratch that...

Hi, it's Gofumekel here. Forget everything I said about old men being too sexy to deny, because I could deny all of them, a driver's license.
The other day, I was sitting in the back seat of my car with the rest of my goat family, and as we neared a train crossing, the bar started going down, signaling the approach of a train. Like normal people, we slowed down and came to a stop, behind the bar, but the people behind us didn't.
It was an old man named Earl. (Name changed due to privacy)
Earl, was an old man who most likely has very bad vision and should not be allowed to drive, he needs to take into consideration the lives of other people and go get his brakes fixed.
This is an easily deniable old man.
I have come to the conclusion that if all old men have bad eyesight and bad brakes, that we should not be trying to save an endangered species, but rather kill them off if they are going to endanger the lives of young ones. -Gofumekel

http://www.wiltshirebikers.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1268868174/20

Old men are too sexy to deny

Jafar's Disguise in Aladin
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I can hear everyones arguments against this already, but ask yourself this- has Jafar's disguise ever been anything but sexy? I mean, look at the flawless orthodontist work- he has three times the teeth of anyone, and get this... they're MULTICOLORED! teeth come in white, purple, gray and yellow. (But his are mostly yellow.) Still, it's more interesting than white. And don't you love his textured, messy hair? You can see the time, effort and amazing texture cream that no one (not even Vanessa Hudgens) has ever heard of. Of course, we can't forget about his phsycotic, manic eyes. Their intenisty is either riveting or creepy. Maybe both. -Masov

Okay, this sexy beast obviously has to model for Dolce and Gabbana. I can't even begin to describe how sexy he is. He makes me jizz my pants. I honestly don't understand why girls would go for anyone under the age of 87. I mean, the wrinkles and the white hair, so manly and seasoned with age. He is much too sexy for a shirt. That is why he has a sexy purple poncho. I mean only the sexiest people in the world weaar ponchos. Case closed. And lastly, I absolutley have to mention his knees. Such fine works of art I have not seen in my years. And the way he walks in such a manner to keep his legs open at all times makes it so easy for me to see up his poncho, which is one of my favorite hobbies. I must say, that poncho gives easy access. Excuse me while I go have an orgasm. ....  - Pizpez <3

This paragraph is dedicated to the haters of creepy old men. Let's get one thing straight, age is their only difference and just because their teeth are falling out does not make them any less sexy. Their wrinkles adorn their face in a way that is unattainable by any other method than aging. The old man (who is Jafar in disguise), is a known model in Italy for all of the haters who didn't know. Once they find out they will be all over him, but for now old men are endangered, just the same as Giant Pandas. It is my dream that one day there will be a foundation started in honour of the old men in the world who have been traumatized by hateful incidents. So next time you see an old man, remember that it's not only old ladies who need help crossing the street. Old men require your assistance as well (they need to go downtown). When you help a Jafar in disguise cross the street, they might smile (and reveal their multicoloured teeth). There is nothing to lose, you will get to observe the sexy manner in which they walk, and perhaps they will lock you in a sphinx and steal your valuables (old men are poor). -Gofumekel

Introduction

This is a blog about the sexy things we see everyday, that no one else feels the need to recognize. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to create a blog dedicated to The SexiestThingsofAll.

I'm Masov and I am that creeper smiling to herself at the busstop. You don't know me , but the first thing that goes through your head is "I am so glad I am not standing next to that moron." Don't judge random creepers, because we're cool- and the future.

I'm Gofumekel and I'm actually a goat in disguise. My horns are hidden but I'm still horny 24/7. I also have hooves, so if you know anyone who makes shoes for goats, give me a call at 212-888-GOFUMEKEL.

Heyy :) I'm PizPez, I am living in the body of an aquatic squirell. It's quite nice, you can eat nuts underwater, but anyways, I just wanted to say how much I love you. Aquatic squirrel loves you.