it's masov here, and today i wanted to share my views on sloths. I believe deep in my heart that they are my ancestors. The move at a pace of about one foot per minute, which is pretty damn close to my pace as well. They have greasy, wiry fur of an indefinable shade of mustardy brown, and their general expression of confusion and extreme boredom just turns me on. And has anyone ever noticed their claws? The way they curl in and come to a sharp, precise point?
Sloths are amazing creatures. Count yourself lucky if they ever break their rule of 1 foot per minute and come after you.
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